BASIC TRAINING-F.N.G. CHECKLIST

A.P.O.G.-THE AIRSOFT/PAINTBALL & ONLINE GAMING ASSOCIATION

WELCOME TO APOG ARMY POSTING:"B-TEES" BOOTCAMP- BASIC TRAINING-ENTRANCE EXAMINATION & SELECTION:

-- hey recruit!!....ur in the army now!.......things you must have, do and get......and things you can't have, do or get-GET IT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT? DID I STUTTER? JUST FOLLOW ORDERS........maggotS!!!
follow the list check off the items .... and for you private
pyles!!!...start from the top!!......ladies
YOU WILL "TOE THE LINE" FROM HERE ON OUT UP TO AND TOUCHING
YOU 'DISGUSTING FAT BODIES!"" AAATEEENHUT!!
WATCH THE FILM AND THEN LISTEN TO THE STEP BY STEP GUIDE
IN THE RADIO SET BELOW THE VIDEO SCREEN
PROVIDED ABOVE...IF YOU "GET STUCK" CALL UR MOMMY OR A "D.I." TO COME HELP UR SORRY ASS!
BECAUSE SOMETIMES...EVEN WORDS AND PICTURES DON'T WORK-HUH?

when we say uniform...we mean it!
CARRY ON

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